Welcome back to your weekly news update with your most actual factual news reporters, Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson. Craving a new breakfast creation? If you’re looking to spice up your cereal routine, you might want to consider Shrimpamon Toast Crunch – new hottest new cereal taking the internet by storm. Grab a bowl, spoon, and bring your appetite as we dive into the week’s most interesting news.
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Show Links:
There’s shrimp in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch:
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3355098/oh-god-theres-much-more-to-shrimpammon-toast-crunch-and-its-1000-times-worse
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3355089/sometimes-shrimp-tails-show-up-in-your-box-of-cinnamon-toast-crunch-what-can-ya-do
Viagra lengthen’s a man’s…. lifespan
https://www.studyfinds.org/viagra-erectile-dysfunction-longer-life-men/
Reports of an ear being bitten off forces plane to land:
https://www.businessinsider.com/flight-diverted-after-report-ear-being-bit-off-usa-today-2021-3?fbclid=IwAR0SiXOXdcbQODblwfrc9mKrtC0o5cMU0-CkyHT5rNwq6SeKR8ZQJTSD-uM
Stolen Dorito truck
https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/21/doritos-truck-oklahoma-city-enid-frito-lays-police/?fbclid=IwAR1v3qrW5FVynE-Wwj-ErwLLMrbzl9wtmhj58HxbIjeeZkhwKluAckxbEkU
Man changes his name to SALMON DREAM, finds out it’s permanent:
https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-horrified-to-learn-his-new-name-salmon-dream-is-unchangeable/735152
Fake McDonalds scammer keeps calling chain for money:
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/phone-scammer-mcdonalds-ceo-pennsylvania-thousands-report